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Stoka Lassa

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Namesake Mike Stoklasa (RedLetterMedia member)
Portrayer N/A
Voice Actor N/A
Nationality Italy
Height ???
Weight ???
Likes N/A
Dislikes N/A
Weaponry N/A

Biography[]

A highly egotistical and borderline delusional slasher movie director. Despite his unlikable demeanor, he is overall well-meaning and is more than willing to help out The Force, but often ends up overestimating his abilities and tries to make his fighting style as needlessly graphic as possible using his powers, much to the disturbance of the other Force members. He is eventually later killed by Zen Archer, who demeaned him for his excessive nature when fighting.

He also for whatever reason calls people 'fat kid' seemingly at random when angered.

Moves[]

Quotes[]

  • "Hey it's not me; it's your fault!"
  • "You ready to apologize yet, fat kid?!"
  • "I'm sure I could easily sue you for what you've done, but I don't even need money from somebody like you. Good bye."
  • "Don't ever call me a hack fraud again! I'd end your life right here but I'm feeling generous today!"
  • "You think I cheated? It was fair and square, and quite frankly I'd like an apology."
  • "See where venting your frustration on people way more successful than you gets you now?"
  • "Well it was your fault, acting like I was in the wrong. I'm very clearly in the right here!"
  • "Pretty idiotic to try that on somebody like me, huh?"
  • "You act like that with me and I'll act the same, fat kid!"
  • "Keep doing what you're doing and it's gonna be a fuckin' bloodbath!"

Unimportant Drivel[]

  • His profession is a send-off to the Italian genre of 'giallo' films, while his egotistical, crass and overly defensive personality is based off of the crew of [a certain company].
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