Keniburke

Biography
One of the first minions the force comes across. Keniburke is an unusually nonchalant man with abnormal powers over water. He seems to have a short memory as he always seems to suddenly remember something before leaving, even in extremely dire situations.

He also collects imported sodas and displays the bottles proudly in the room the battle takes place in.

Dialogue

 * "Bwah! Man, orange soda isn't quite my thing, but the kind imported from Mexico is phenomenal! Heheh!"
 * "Oh....right. Just remembered."
 * "Sorry to say, but you'll be losing your life here. It's how it has to be..."
 * "You think I'll sacrifice myself for my material collection?! Christ, it's a hobby, not something to die for! You guys are something else!"

(post-fight)